Sew many pretty words

Darfur, what? Awe gone. Where do they awe come from? You never met any of them. How do you know their family tree fell in the barren desert? You sarw it on tele-bitchin! Therefore, it was entertainment purposes. Du du du du (Twilight Zone Music)! Yeah, you're safe, c'mon back here, you've found love. And, this time it's fore, reel! I know your ready for your close up! Close your eyes and say cheese. Please, stand closer to the edge of the pit. There you go! The orchestra played and crescendo each and every salutation...