This is sick

I'm talking to this elk spirit who refused me guide. I took it personally. But, the fuckin shrooms were awesome. So, he goes on and say's hey, dude. I said, what. He said why'd you get in my weigh, back for my rebirth? I'm hoping to get a herd in the early days before them fucking humans arrive. I said, hey, have you had or even scene a human? He said, don't have too. Know they're never any fucking GOOD to the cycle in which they attach. Then he stomped my ass and said, call the eagles. They can fish, but their dumb as hell as any other lifeform.

I said to a soldier in dress, fatigues, "Thank you fore serving the country!" He replied, You're, welcome!