Red Alert, the fucking idiots who've commandeered our government and printing machines

There's nukes gone rogue and some wise ass bloggers got it shoved up his ass and the radioactive picture taking machines at the heir port caught'em, ah, just as it was going off.

Now you fucking watch. Shit happens.

There's a sucker born every minute who'll step up to the plate and try to sneak their thermos through the detectors for laughs. What, it's against the law to put legal shit somewhere on your body thats not a conventional compartment.

You'll see op's  construe in any matter the points they have to prove vs the justice rendered by common sense before it became against the law, to speak, American.