Get the fuck out of the hell hole called Portland Oregun!
It's all dressed up with lotsa blow!
You want drugs, they're here!
You want criminals, they're here!
You accept corrupt guv-mint, they're here!
You wannna shit on the founders of the city, they did!
You wanna loose your ass to all the sting operations they do, they do!
Whatever the fuck a corrupt city can do, they've done it!
You wanna city that will con foreigners out of their moola, they do!
You wanna city that tout earth friendliness, they lie!
The shit system runs right through the fucking aquifers to the major rivers!
The fucking property taxes are higher than the 2 homes I had in Califorication. For 1 house I pay 4 times as much here!
I predicted the fall of Californication in 1989, when I sold and fucking left!
You want some ratty fucked up people 2 blocks from your garbage dumpster, their in it, now!
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