Hey hey hey hey, we're new to this level of shit!

Ah'm dear new, universal friends, well to U.S. right now any way! That's what I'm tryin to tell ya! You see, there are people here that have cultivated U.S. to believe, elect, follow in the mud prints, lie, steal and cheat belongs back there alphabetically where it got bent! The plausible denial of even the word, elect will cheat!