When you read me count to three, you will awaken and preform the duties your are told.

Write Down all your experiences and send them to NPR!

Tell them all your sins.

Then post a video of you stating your awakened truths on YouTube! Tell them to send all the money you can to help Rooster Woodstock here at this Blog! I need at least 4 million to start. I'm not greedy, JUST and needy. Some recompense of the sins this guv-mint wrought!