Hey I'm ready to throw down!

I'm spiffy, I can dance. Fly like a butterball sting like a shish kabob skewer. Been there skewered that! Now the dog don't even play with me. The cat pisses on my bedpost! It was an acident, twice same skewer, I fell and as usual they were both under my feet! I was reeling goo'd, New Cheers. What's today?