Hypocrit oath of the media.

We'll spin shit to look more appeasing, palatable, viewing pleasure is paramount.
The commercials are still loud as all get out!
When your ass is on your bed pouring into the lahars wake ripping through town, we'll report it!
When your house falls to the center of the earth sink hole, we'll report it.
When an asteroid levels the community, we'll report it!
When Gamma rips through the earth and rakes across the surface radiating the human race, we'll report it!
When a retired disabled Vet wants to die by cop, we'll report it!

We're sure all this new world odor is a conspiracy.
The unions are fine, your Constitution is fine the economy is doin GOOD, the banks are lending, the skies are blue, the world is in a bit of a tiff, it's fine, the waters OK, the levels are acceptable and GMO is bigger and looks healthier than real food, it's fine, try it!