You've seen yellow ducks? Little yellow duckies. Cuter than shit, ooo, cuter than all get up, fuzzy. Oh, I adopted a family of nine was 10 but went back for mommy and took it too. Alexis, my cat acted as mommy and supervised and lead the little shits throughout their lives. One day I saw feathers on the floor and alexis with a baby duck's webbed foot sticking out of her mouth. She growled and turned her back on me.
You prissy self denying little bitch. Well, she ate screwy, the 9th in the line of huey, duey and louie. Anyhow, she comes up to me a few daze later and rubs around my leg for dinner. I got matilda and put her in her food, soaked her in the casserole juice and served. She ran at it to start the I'm the beast here bitch, back the fuck off and then she ran into the cabinet and didn't stop.
Matilda stood up and peeped. Alexis walk up to matilda and licked her clean and purred like a lioness cub.
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