http://www.snopes.com/legal/et.asp
It's true!
Does anyone else find it to be fascinating that this law or regulation co-incides with the launching of the first Lunar Space Launch? That's a real rule. Guess it was put in place as a "What If" kinda thing because the Earth is being watched. Can't afford to have the Human Race contaminated, I guess. What a superior attitude earth people have. Earth people are scheduled to die after they have consummed 766,500 calories throughout the humans life. Average of 64 earth years: Longer or shorter depending at the accelerated rate of consumption that has been displayed for the last 30 earth years. The more earth people consumme, the faster they will die. Word to the wise.
Disclaimer: The above parameters do not take into effect birth defects, human abortion, genetic modifiers, accidental death, gang violence, or drug misuse. Other than that, it is the total amount of calories we have programmed into your genetic code.
Monday, June 27, 2011
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