Monday, June 3, 2013

FOW- Bike lights stolen at Burgerville, last straw folks, now I move (Stark and 122nd)

Fool me four times shame on me.

Having lunch at Burgerville on Stark/122nd and in there 20 minutes tops. Live in downtown Portland yet took a ride out east as it was a nice day for riding.

My bike is locked to their bike rack. I come back outside and two of my bike lights are now gone. I go back inside and ask if they have a camera outside (no).

This is the 4th time I've been stolen from in the 6 years I have lived here and this is the last time. 

You stole my 4-year old musty rotting Nike sneakers that were on my doorstep drying from a February rain storm soaking. 

You broke into my house twice and stole anything of perceived value you could get your hands on, like my dead father's coin collection. 

The apartment lease is up next month and I am moving back to hot dusty Tucson.

Thank you piece of garbage bike accessory thief, and all you useless pan handlers out there, for making a tough decision very easy. I hope the 50 cents you made off my crappy lights allows you one more puff of meth or crack to smoke. Enjoy that high you scum sucker. 

Good riddance Portland, can't say I did not try, as you now lose another hard working, college educated 40 year old single male. The only thing I'll miss are the Trailblazers.

PS- For you cool Portlanders out there, few that there are, please enjoy the double rainbow pic I took from my office window a couple months back.

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