How YOU KNOW you're living in the Twilight Zone!

There are none amongst you billions of limited cognizance-

That don't SEE
That an intelligently bourne culture
Would immediately upon suspect
Engineer, Build & Perfect
A Heirloom survival device that would-

Detect
Diagnose
Document
Measure
Monitor
Remind

Then add the sub-routines and elementals- Air, Fire, Radiation, Water Analysis

All in one device
The size of an IPHONE
That Daisy Chains
Computer through computer without Satellites!
Will set motion detection mode, air speed and direction and monitor RADS!

For under $39 bucks!
Add $269 for hard drive & memory

WTF was i thinkin?
We have facecrook & GagaTube
APPs up the ass
For everything but your continuity under varying conditions.
That are MORTAL