14 Trillion dollar debt?

I know it's higher, but we're only supposed to acknowledge what were told! Them being the guv-mint, and awe! The American Tax payers!

What the holy fuck? Them cocksuckers who've adulterated the Constitution to the tax, tax, tax level of servitude now lay upon our brow their title bestowed "The American Tax Payers"..

You mother fucking, errrrrr