Create, build and market!

TOYS!

(and the Grand Prix I built by memory sitting in crates for 12 years)

I put IT together by memory in a week

 drove it from Pennsylvania to California and then for 12 years

until I got an offer-

which I opened my restaurant with!

At my first toy company in Ventura California-

I made life size ones too!

The Pegasus Unicorn had wings that would flap while you rocked!

The continuous Bear Refrigerator was-

an 8 foot tall Grizzly Bear

With a Keg Refer in IT'S chest

The tap was promiscuously placed

And when you pulled IT

His eyes lit up red

His jaw would drop and shutter

A recorded message said-

Rawrrrrr, have a beer!

I couldn't make them fast enough!

And I was JUST-

Having Fun!

C'mon, create an industry.

You can do IT!

My Canopy beds and sofa's

you could and many did

LIVE on the mother fuckers!

In my sculpting day's!

The nudes I sculpted-

made IT to PRIVATE COLLECTORS

in ITALY & SPAIN!

Whoa!

And to think-

I was expelled for life from school

IN 8th grade

For wearing elephant bell bottom pants

my brother got me at the Camp Lejeune PX

because we were so poor

and I wore what we could

afford!

I continued wearing those scarlet pants-

and changed the world!

When I wore them on stage!

All over the America's

and I was 12

in 1965!

Before

there were hippies

my hair was long

all my life!

I could've cut IT

but said IT wasn't my weigh!

Cause I feel

Like I owe IT

To someone!

Did I mention?

My limousine, photography and Video

 days!

Such beautiful women!

Got a Masters in EsCoffier and Haute Cusine!

Taught myself to play music on the road 16 years!

Drove demolition for 2 years and motorcross!

Understudied the BEST Chefs in the World!

Met and congregated with the Best minds of our time.

Before they were famous!

Well, except Marlene Dietrich and Howard Hughes!

Built a functioning Rocket age 9 and UFO at 16 from memory, of an alien encounter at age 3!

Those beings sought me out, specifically!

I fired up the Mercury plasma field generator from outside the UFO, and IT vanished!

Went to seminary!

I mock un-necessary ignorance!