OUCH! I JUST knew it!

United States 8,843,573

Denmark 525,624

Canada 279,839

Russia 259,351

United Kingdom 221,322

Germany 173,876

Netherlands 173,685

China 115,121

India 106,472

France 85,100

The ROOSTER has beat limberger, the fucking media and the press-i-dent media in VIEWERSHIT!


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Feels GREAT!