(UNCLASSIFIED)
One should be thinking about this seriously. I'm sending this because I know you are bright and I care about you.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim."
It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect im" and it is a terrible Obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted
it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the
past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness
is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug
just coming on the market called Votemout (Vote em out). You take the
first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage
in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and
eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.
Saturday, October 6, 2012
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