Oh where oh where has the Underdog gone?

I've a Water Filter System that attaches to my faucet!
The PRICE was RIGHT!
The Replacement Filters an Arm and a fuckin Leg!
WHY?
The one that came with the unit and the Unit itself were fuckin cheaper than the Replacement Filter.
WHY?
Cocksuckers!

Where is the American ingenuity that would compete with the fuckin MONEY CHANGIN mother fuckers?

I don't know, WHY?