Heres another freebee I need done

Somebody out there open this mother fucker up real quick. We need someone who'll custom design, fit, shape and squeeze current accepted mother board designs and other things we need bent. Mostly things that detect things. We need to assist in detection of things not of our inherent nature as Americans.

Like wouldn't it be nice to have badge detectors like the charge US up the ass military R&D fuckers get. Not just fore US. But fore our troops. Simple badges that do a myriad of things to detect from microwave, radar, radio-activity, radon and fucking man made biological warfare fucking virus weapons like the when fucking pigs fly virus. There, got that out and I mean it! Damn it!