That's fucking left/right

No sooner did I post the I don't speckin ce fucking english! Within 5 minutes a fuckin brit came to my door with a Jehovah witness fucking brochure. He was dressed nicely in a black wool mid calf length trench in a black suit, tie and willowy white shirt. When I answered the door the storm door is allways locked. He said immediately while I was opening the door I speakin ze english. That was all it took. You'd have to be on my site immediately to know what I had just posted that the fucking brit spoke.

That was all it took. I feel fucking awesome! I punched that mother fucker out! The punch sent the mother fucker down my steps into the bottom at the driveway. I jumped down the steps and kicked the mother fucker and my slipper flew across the street. I continued to punch the mother fuckers face/head until he bled from both sides of his fucking mouth from hitting the driveway concrete every time I punched the mother fucker in the face and head! A rolls royce with embassy plate emblem zoomed up the street and he limped ran to it, pissed his pants bloody fucking faced and all, limping while the driver got out and opened the door! Yeah mother fuckers, bring it on! Next time I'll KILL you!

So, you don't think big brother is a bitch! I want that bitch! I will own her!