4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:14 PM Reading the 6 Commandments led by Charles Schummer
4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michele Obama
4:30 PM Tips on dodging sniper fire, Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton leads Castrati Choir in singing 'Great Balls of Fire'
4:49 PM Fund raising John Edwards
5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival, Joe Biden
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer speaks on 'Family Values' via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to all 57 states 'Occupier Choir'
5:50 PM How I invented the Internet and Global Warming A. Gore
6:00 PM Joe Biden delivers 100,000 word speech featuring 23 minute question and 2 hour answer
8:30 PM Airing of grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM Bill Clinton delivers rousing endorsement of Obama girl
9:00 PM Real Estate Tips -- Barney Frank
9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo -- Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar -- Charlie Rangel
10:00 PM Denunciation of the N.R.A. -- Barbara Boxer
10:15 PM Fund Raising Tips -- George Clooney
10:30 PM Ceremonial waving of the white flag for Iraq & Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire gauge demonstration
11:15 PM Free Governor Blagowitcz rally
11:20 PM How I killed Bin Laden -- B. Hussein Obama
11:30 PM Obama accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Obama presiding
12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Mahre
12:01 AM Obama accepts nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM Celestial Choir Sings
3:00 AM Biden delivers acceptance speech
Note: There is one omission in the list above, memorial recognition of Obama's surrogate son, Trayvon, will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.
Option - Closing with a Declaration of War Against the Rich to be decided just before convention.
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