Pseudo Portland Can you smell the tolerance? FOW- No, you cannot smoke a cigar around me. Sorry. Won't happen.

I would shove the cherry of your cigar in your eye and break your hands for lighting up around me.
The cherry in your eye would make you yelp in pain and the breaking of your hands would make you pass out.
Then I would take you to a rock quarry and bury your body up to your neck and burn your face off with a blow torch.





The bastards have suck-seeded in turning personal preferences into an affront.
I SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO DEFEN YOURSELF.
Cigar or not.