FOW- There we were (at the airport)

We watched some passengers enplane. Others were arriving, and we watched them explane. Then it was our turn to get on our flight. My buddy and I wee walking up the ramp. I hadn't realized until then that he had really been pounding them down at the bar. Two drinks for every one of mine. He actually was dangerously drunk. As we entered the plane (enplaned), he whipped his pecker out and waved it at the stewardess. She was as cool as a cleverly re-shaped cucumber. She looked at him and said "you'll need to show a ticket, sir, not a stub". Of course, Security was not as calm.

They forced us to get off (explane).